I hope this doesn't come back to haunt me some day, and I am sure it will, but I wanted to send out this letter to parents in Kansas City.
Dear Kansas City Parents -
Please refrain from bringing your children to Target on a Sunday afternoon in their pajamas. And furthermore, put some clothes on yourself, those might be your 'nice' Winnie the Pooh flannel pj pants, but the rest of us don't care.
Your Friendly Target Shopper